Ethically sourced AI
Our AI is ethically sourced — or at least we're pretty sure it's unionized. Small-batch, fairly traded, and definitely not harvested from your search history.
We build and sell internet services
From brand-new websites to modernizing the ones you already have, we put the newest technology and services to work — for the benefit of all.
Citadel of Ricks is a Northern Virginia–based think tank and incubator. We're a crew of builders, tinkerers, and perpetual optimists who spend our days turning big ideas into the kind of internet that actually works.
Our AI is ethically sourced — or at least we're pretty sure it's unionized. Small-batch, fairly traded, and definitely not harvested from your search history.
We run our models locally, right here in the building. Nothing leaves the premises — no cloud, no telemetry, and no one peeking over our shoulder.
We're 100% solar powered. Our servers run on sunshine, our carbon footprint is basically just our egos, and the only thing we emit is clean code.
A variety of internet services, built around one idea: your web presence should be fast, secure, and yours.
From concept to launch, we design and build modern, responsive websites that look great and perform well on every device.
Already have a site? We update, refactor, and future-proof it — keeping it fast, secure, and current as the web evolves.
We utilize the newest tools, platforms, and services for the benefit of all — so your web presence never falls behind.
Our business model is simple: the code for your website is yours — for new builds and for existing sites we update. No lock-in, no proprietary platforms, no holding your work hostage.
We build it, you own it, full stop. That means you can take your website anywhere, with anyone, at any time.
You own the code, so you can host it anywhere. Many of our clients choose to host with us — here's why:
We built it, so we know it inside and out. Problems get solved fast.
Straightforward, affordable hosting — without the enterprise markup.
Modern infrastructure with hardened, best-practice security baked in.
You talk to a person who knows your site. No ticket black holes.
Ready to build something new, or modernize what you have? Reach out and we'll get back to you.
info [at] citadelofricks [dot] ai