We build and sell internet services

Your website, built right.
Owned by you.

From brand-new websites to modernizing the ones you already have, we put the newest technology and services to work — for the benefit of all.

Who we are

Citadel of Ricks is a Northern Virginia–based think tank and incubator. We're a crew of builders, tinkerers, and perpetual optimists who spend our days turning big ideas into the kind of internet that actually works.

Ethically sourced AI

Our AI is ethically sourced — or at least we're pretty sure it's unionized. Small-batch, fairly traded, and definitely not harvested from your search history.

Local models

We run our models locally, right here in the building. Nothing leaves the premises — no cloud, no telemetry, and no one peeking over our shoulder.

100% solar powered

We're 100% solar powered. Our servers run on sunshine, our carbon footprint is basically just our egos, and the only thing we emit is clean code.

What we do

A variety of internet services, built around one idea: your web presence should be fast, secure, and yours.

New websites

From concept to launch, we design and build modern, responsive websites that look great and perform well on every device.

Updates & modernization

Already have a site? We update, refactor, and future-proof it — keeping it fast, secure, and current as the web evolves.

Latest technology

We utilize the newest tools, platforms, and services for the benefit of all — so your web presence never falls behind.

You own your code. Always.

Our business model is simple: the code for your website is yours — for new builds and for existing sites we update. No lock-in, no proprietary platforms, no holding your work hostage.

We build it, you own it, full stop. That means you can take your website anywhere, with anyone, at any time.

  • Full source code ownership, from day one
  • No platform lock-in or proprietary dependencies
  • Transparent, portable deliverables
  • Your site stays yours — even if we part ways

Host with us

You own the code, so you can host it anywhere. Many of our clients choose to host with us — here's why:

Expertise

We built it, so we know it inside and out. Problems get solved fast.

Low prices

Straightforward, affordable hosting — without the enterprise markup.

High security

Modern infrastructure with hardened, best-practice security baked in.

Easy contact

You talk to a person who knows your site. No ticket black holes.

Get in touch

Ready to build something new, or modernize what you have? Reach out and we'll get back to you.